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Part V: "The Golden Years"

In his later years, Nick Lazarus took to dressing drag, where he would perform strip teases under the stage name / persona of Bea Arthur. This is where he met his future mistress in the lovely mustachioed Jason, who just happened to be a Rue McClanahan impersonator. After that all it took was finally getting Chris to embrace his Betty White Fetish, and for Murphy to just put on a wig seeing how he already bears a striking resemblance to Estelle Getty. And thus, the first ever drag show rendition of the Golden Girls was born unto this world.

Chewbacca Bridesmaids!!

Part IV: "The Happy Couple on Their Wedding Day"

Well you don't have to worry about the beautiful bride being outshone on her wedding day, because those are the ugliest bridesmaids I've ever seen. However, if I was a betting man I'd still say B-Hall slept with one of them that night.

Move Over Bradgelina Here Comes Murpharus!

Part 3: "Lazarus, Murphy, and the kids go for a stroll"

You know, upon closer inspection, a couple of those kids don't look like genetic matches to Lazarus or Murphy. Laz, you better get those prenup papers ready, looks like Murphy's been cheating on you bro.

Teen Ugdols

Please enjoy part 2 of my series entitled, "Romancing the Murph: The Nick Lazarus Story"

This folks, is frustration venting at its finest. I think if I didn't have this blog and the front page of the league, I would probably just roll into a sports bar and start firing off rounds, instead I make silly photoshop creations that only dissalow any of you from running for political office in the future.

Tale as Old as Time

So I wasn't ready to remove any of the stuff from the main page just yet, but inspiration struck me and I just had to share this with you guys. Enjoy!!

P.S. If this is how I reward the owners who actually do vote in the poll, imagine what I'm gonna do to those who don't. In other words: Gay, Hairy, Buttsex. Which is exactly what Lazarus engaged in with Murphy right after this picture was taken.

Chris' Vacation Adventure

So recently, Chris Carr and I were sitting around by the fire sipping soy chai lattes when he comes up with a resplendent idea: "Why don't I show you the gorgeous pictures from my trip to the Hoover Dam," he blurted out. "Outstanding idea good chap," I retorted.

After sharing some guffaws at the craftsmanship of the early dam building pioneers, I brought up to Chris that I may have discovered why his fantasy football team keeps failing to make the playoffs year in and year out. It seems as though his division-mates have been spying on him all during the off-season, stealing precious fantasy information. Don't believe me? Have a look see for yourself

 Travis thought he was clever by donning a moustache to try and hide from Chris. It may have worked on the unsuspecting bald one, but I would recognize that shit-eating grin from a mile away.

 No, I'm sorry Josh, you're just too dam fat to hide behind that poll. Hahaha, Get it? "Dam" fat!

What photo opportunity at the Hoover Dam isn't complete without the requisite picture of giant Mac drinking a beer while chilling in the giant reservoir.

So there you have it, I think the evidence speaks for itself. Chris you better watch your back from now on, or you could just stop relying on Ryan Fitzpatrick to win every year.