The Finals

The Final Four

The Playoff Picture

With One Week Remaining here are your annual playoff scenarios:

DIVISIONAL SCENARIOS

Travis has clinched the Chewbacca division.
Travis has clinched the #1 seed and a first round bye.

Murphy has clinched the Schlereth division.
Murphy can clinch the #2 seed and a bye if Diesel wins the Gibbs division
Murphy can clinch the #2 seed and a bye if Lynn wins and scores 41 less points than he does
Murphy will clinch the #3 seed with a Lynn win and a score that is at least 41 points less than Lynn

Lynn can clinch the Gibbs division with a win or a Diesel loss.
Lynn can clinch the #2 seed and a bye if he wins the Gibbs division and a score that is within 41 points of Murphy.
Lynn can clinch the #3 seed if he wins the Gibbs division and Murphy scores at least 41 more points than him.

Diesel can clinch the Gibbs division and the #3 seed in the playoffs with a win and a Lynn loss.

WILDCARD PICTURE

Chris is 93 points ahead of the next seed so he has ostensibly clinched the #4 seed if Lynn wins the Gibbs division or if he scores 22 points more than Lynn.
Chris will ostensibly clinch the #5 seed if Diesel wins the Gibbs division and Lynn has a score that is within 22 points of him.

With one game to go, these are the standings for the other two Wildcards as of right now.

#5
Diesel: 1431 points
Mac: (-27 points)
Lazarus: (-62 points)
Phil: (-77 points)

#6
Mac: 1404 points
Lazarus: (-35 points)
Phil: (-50 points)

LOSER GAMES:

Dave has clinched the #12 seed because he is damn awful

B-Hall and Josh are currently tied with 1246 points and 6-7 records for the #11 seed. If the season ended today B-Hall would be the #11 seed because he lost to Josh in the head-to-head. The winner of this battle of futility gets to beat Dave for the #1 draft pick.

Jason is currently the #10 seed, will play the loser of the #1 draft pick lottery, and currently wishes he had never heard of fantasy football.

The two owners currently in the wildcard hunt who fail to make the playoffs will play in the #8 v. #9 game for the #5 draft pick. The world can only hope that Lazarus is in that game.


Okay happy hunting to all of those currently in the playoff picture. I'm gonna go shoot heroin and lie in a ditch,

The Commish