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| Chris is pondering his draft strategy...or he just farted. Hard to tell. |
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PACKY: See Dad, this here bourbon is called, "Early Times" It's only $10 and it's fucking delicious
DR. TERPS: I love you son. |
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| "Dammit, I better act fast or my Dad is going to drink all the Early Times" |
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| Sean is either looking up fantasy football stats or he is sexting with one of his lovers |
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| Lynn is definitely sexting with one of his lovers. |
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| "Oh hey look, I have two new messages from Sean and Lynn!" |
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| "Why is nobody sexting with me right now?" |
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| "That's right. The number is, 919-555-COCK. I expect to hear from you soon" |
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| WE GOT DIIIYYYPS!!! |
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| This is either BBQ or cat food. Either way Dave is going for seconds. |
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| "Damn. Dave is going to town on that Frisky I cooked up." |
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| This is a picture of Kickers. Don't know why Phil chose to include this. Maybe he has a crush on Rob Bironas. But really, who doesn't? |
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| A picture of a team with an offensive nickname. Next year this card will read "Washington Homeless Persons" |
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| So many decisions are about to be made on this table! The only thing we know at this point is that someone will pick a kicker way too early and that B-Hall will make some horrible mistake that will ruin his season. |
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| "Fuck you Jason. I'm tired of you making fun of me. I'm taking my shit and I'm leaving." |
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| "JUST KIDDING!!!! BTW, I GOT' BEADS AROUND MY NECK! WANT ME TO SHOW YOU MY BOOBIES!?" |
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| Laz is attempting to peak at Chris's cheat sheet, but Chris is on to him. |
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LAZ: Hey Diesel, what font did you use for your cheat sheet?
DIESEL: Nice try buddy. Just stay over there
DR TERP: Don't be hassling my boy. I will bend you over my knee and spank you good |
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| "OOOOH! Do me next please!" |
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| "Damn, failed again. Maybe if I make myself blurry, I can swoop in and steal somebody's cheat sheet without them seeing me." |
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| "I could have sworn I put my cheat sheet over here." |
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| "He-he-he. I totally stole Mac's cheat sheet and everybody is going to blame Lazarus. " |
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| "Ok guys, I've received some complaints about people stealing cheat sheets. In response, I'm expanding the league to 20 teams, adding punters, and changing the scoring system to give Giovani Bernard 10 bonus points at the start of every game. Trust me, this all makes sense and it will make us a better league." |
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| I think it is quite spooky that Phil chose to take a picture of this beer glass, and only this beer glass. Then hours later he accidently broke said beer glass. It's like he knew it was going to happen and chose to leave me with one lasting memory of this glass. That's so sweet of you...and kind of fucked up. |
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| He-he-he. It was totally me who broke that beer glass. BOOM! Bomb dropped! |
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| "Ok guys, now it's time to go over some rule changes and other stuff nobody will pay attention to and will inevitably call me in the middle of the season about, complaining that I never told them about the changes" |
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| "Man, Jason is so fucking handsome. Those plaid pants really bring out the color in his eyes." |
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| "B-Hall! I told you to stop looking at me like that. You are in time-out. Go sit in the corner. I'm the commish, I have that power." |
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| "These kids are so weird. Why am I here again? I'm just going to hide behind this table and sip on this delicious Early Times. Oh yeah, THAT'S why I'm here." |
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| "These damn skinny jeans are really chaffing me right now" |
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| "Man! Lynn's jeans are so tight! White people be crazy." |
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| "Who am I kidding, I'm white as hell. Wonder where I can get me a pair of those?" |
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| "I am so wasted right now!" |
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| "Shit the draft hasn't even started and I'm already blurry. Not good Jim. Not good." |
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Rocco licking his lips in anticipation of his first pick.
Travis lurking in the background, ready to prey on the new meat.
Jim...well Jim is trying to sober up. |
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| This is the part where I explained that there are more pictures to come and that this post is the first of three that I will be putting up on the blog in the weeks leading up to the draft. Yeah that totally happened, but as usual, nobody was listening to me. |
STAY TUNED FOR PART2: "GROUP PICTURE TIME!!!"
