...so he gets to dance with cats. However, Jim is anxiously waiting in the wings to take him down, with Matt lurking around the snack bar filling up on Nachos and Mountain Dew in hopes that his turn will come.
POWER RANKINGS PART DEUX
1. Chris- Is he LUCKy enough to stay on top?
2. Jim- Will BIG BEN strike in time for him to overtake Chris?
3. Matt- CAM he do enough to overtake the juggernauts in front of him?
4. Dr. T/Packy- Will they have enough MANNING power to crack the top 3?
5. B-Hall- Can he FOSTER enough strength to finally make the playoffs?
6. RumHam- DEZ he have enough non-Cowboys to make the playoff push?
7. Rocco- Will making the playoffs every year be his FORTE?
8. Travis- Will he trip over his SHOELACEs at the finish line?
9. Diesel- Is it time for him to sing "Return of the MACLIN?
10. Phil- Will he GORE himself to death when he doesn't make the playoffs?
11. Lynn- Will his shitty team leave him feeling BLUE?
12. Josh- Is he so bad that instead of dropping deuces, he drops TREs?
13-16. 4 Guys One Cup- Will this entire division be relegated to the Fantasy Minor Leagues because they are up a RIVERS, heading WEST, with no safe HARBOR in sight as they enter the GERHART of darkness? (Because that made sense)
