Sunday, August 21, 2016

Rocco's Taco

I didn't think I'd be able to top my last Rocco JCTP but I think I just did.




Rum Ham!

Yup. Pretty much gonna be what Mac looks like in about 20 years.

Washington Josh Norman's

I know this Presidential Ticket would get Phil's vote!

Straight Swooping!!

JCTP Fun Fact! (To use your awesome JCTP all you have to do is right click the picture, open it in a new tab and then copy the URL from that tab. Then just paste it in the picture from web bar inyour team settings found below your non-awesome picture currently on your team page on ESPN) Boom! I boomed it.


Brady's Safety Scissors

Woo-hoo!! More JCTP!!

The Big Gronkowski

JCTP (Jason Created Team Pics) Are Back!!!

More to come as team names get changed.


Saturday, August 20, 2016

2016 Best Available Players

QB
1. Russell Wilson (NCSTATE2.0)
2. Drew Brees (NAWLINSDYKEBURSTERS)
3. Kirk Cousins (RACISTS)
4. Andrew Luck (HORSEYS)
5. Eli Manning (G-UNITMEN)
6. Ryan Fitzpatrick (NYORKLITE)
7. Alex Smith (CHEFS)
8. Brock Osweiler (TEXMEXS)
9. Joe Flacco (MICHAELPHELPSES)
10. Matt Ryan (FDIRTYBIRDS)
11. Jay Cutler (DABEARS)
12. RGIII (CLEVELANDBROWNS)
13. Sam Bradford (EGGLES)
14. Teddy Bridgewater (FIGHTINGPETERSONS)
15. Colaine Kapergabbert (ChIpS)
16. Butt Fumbling Semen (ELWAYSHORSEFACES)
17. Jarred Goff (LAKARDSASHIANS)

RB
1. Ezekiel Elliott (JERRY'SNEVERLANDRANCH)
2. LeSean McCoy (BUFFALO PHILS)
3. Thomas Rawls (NCSTATE2.0)
4. Carlos Hyde (ChIpS)
5. J-Stew (DABBALICIOUS)
6. Matt Jones (RACISTS)
7. Demarco Murray (TITTIEANS)
8. Rashad Jennings (G-UNITMEN)
9. Ryan Matthews (EGGLES)
10. Jeremy Hill (BUNGLES)
11. Jeremey Langford (DABEARS)
12. Ameer Abdullah (LANDOFLAZ)
13. Arian Foster (MIAMITANLINES)
14. Dookie Johnson (CLEVELANDBROWNS)
15. Melvin Gordon (LACHARGERS)
16. Gio Bernard (BUNGLES)
17. Danny Woodhead (LACHARGERS)
18. Dion Lewis (DEFLATERS)
19. LeGarrette Blount (DEFLATERS
20. Derrick Henry (TITTIEANS)

WR
1. Dez Bryant (JERRY'SNEVERLANDRANCH)
2. Brandon Marshall (NYORKLITE)
3. Eric Decker (NYORKLITE)
4. TY Hilton (HORSEYS)
5. Keenan Allen (LACHARGERS)
6. Amari Cooper (ZOMBIEDAVISES)
7. Brandin Cooks (NAWLINSDYKEBURSTERS)
8. Julian Edelman (DEFLATERS)
9. Randall Cobb (CHEESERS)
10. Jarvis Landry (MIAMITANLINES)
11. Jeremy Maclin (CHEFS)
12. Kelvin Benjamin (DABBALICIOUS)
13. Golden Tate (LANDOFLAZ)
14. Larry Fitzgerald (PALMEROILBUTTERS)
15. Donte Moncrief (HORSEYS)
16. John Brown (PALMEROILBUTTERS)
17. Michael Floyd (PALMEROILBUTTERS)
18. Marvin Jones (LANDOFLAZ)
19. DeVante Parker (MIAMITANLINES)
20. DeSean Jackson (RACISTS)