Hey guys long time no blog. I'm kinda bored and procrastinating on work I should be doing so I decided to instead waste my time figuring out the division title scenarios for everyone for the next two weeks. Nobody but Travis will probably read this (maybe Phil, if he's bored with regular porn), so this is really just for my own reference. Anywho, here's the sich:
I Will Pick Dick Division Title
Rocco: Win versus Jason
Jason: Win vs Rocco AND a win vs Dick, OR Rocco losing out.
Richard: Win out, Jason beats Rocco, Outscores Jason by 136 points in two weeks
Justen: Eliminated because the Bears suck and he named his team after a Bears coach.
Anonymous Dragon Division Title
Scenario 1: (Mac Wins Out)
MAC WINS DIV IF BHall loses one game.
BHALL WINS DIV IF he also wins out and outscores Mac by 60 points in two weeks.
Scenario 2: (Mac loses to Chris, beats Laz)
MAC WINS DIV IF Bhall loses out OR Bhall loses one game and Mac maintains his point lead.
BHALL WINS DIV IF he wins out, OR loses one game and outscores Mac by 60 points in two weeks.
Scenario 3: (Mac beats Chris, loses to Laz, BHall beats Laz)
MAC WINS DIV IF BHall loses to Chris AND he maintains his point lead
BHALL WINS DIV IF he wins out, OR he beats Chris and outscores Mac by 60 points in two weeks.
Scenario 4: (Mac beats Chris, loses to Laz, Bhall loses to Laz, Bhall beats Chris)
Result would be a three way tie and would come down to who has the most points
Scenario 5: (Mac beats Chris, loses to Laz, BHall loses to Laz, BHall loses to Chris)
MAC WINS DIV IF he maintains his point lead over Laz
LAZ WINS DIV IF he outscores Mac by 193 points in two weeks.
Scenario 6: (Mac loses out, Bhall beats Laz, loses to Chris)
BHALL WINS DIV IF he maintains his point lead over Laz
LAZ WINS DIV IF he outscores BHall by 133 points
Scenario 7: (Mac loses out, BHall wins out)
Brian Hall wins the division
Scenario 8: (Mac loses out, BHall loses to Laz, beats Chris)
Lucky Lazarus wins the division
Scenario 9: (Mac loses out, Bhall loses out)
Lucky Lazarus wins the division
Clan Elkins Division Title
Travis: One win or a loss by Phil
Phil: Travis loses out, Phil wins out, Phil outscores Travis by 64.5 in two weeks
Lynn: Eliminated because TWIINNSSS
Diesel: Eliminated because of the worst pick in this years draft: Mac Jones
Chocolate Buttholes and Penises Division Title
Dave: Beat Jim in week 14, OR if Jim lose in week 13, but beats Dave, Dave needs to outscore Jim by 257 points in two weeks(Lol)
Jim: Beat Dave in week 14, OR well there's that other scenario also but I mean, yeah no.
Josh: Eliminated because Dak can't score 50 EVERY game.
Sean: Eliminated because this season has been a horror movie of ridiculous scenarios where teams who should be in the playoff might not make it, and teams like Laz and Dave are somehow possibly going to make the playoffs, and everyone knows that in a horror movie, the black guy always gets eliminated.
