And yes, I know this a year too late, but I figured now was as good a time as ever. So enjoy you ungrateful fuckers. COMMENT DAMN YOU!!!!
Here he is, your 2010 White Knight Champion in all his inappropriate T-shirt glory. We aren't drafting college players Josh. Also making an appearance in this picture: LRCB, the worst fantasy football player in the history of our league. Congrats Mike, your ineptitude will never be forgotten.
This picture sucks. I mean Chris and B-Hall aren't even talking to each other. Chris is staring at Brian's neck while Brian does his best strut to impress all the ladies at the draft. This picture does, however, feature the rolling ladder bookcase. I can't believe I used to live in a house with one of those. Sigh.
This picture also kinda sucks. But it does have something that none of these other pictures have, Lynn Percival's sexy mother fucking back. And the dueling 50+" Plasmas. Double Sigh.
This is one badass picture of Dave, if I don't say so myself. I mean, I wanna have sex with him, right now. Unfortunately Murphy is ruining the picture with a back that is not nearly as sexy as Lynn's.
Chris looking way too happy to be giving Josh the Chewbacca Division trophy. I believe that trophy must have touched him in his special area and he was glad to get rid of it. On the other hand, Josh looks pretty enthusiastic to be touched in his special area by Chewie. Also, featured in the picture: Blurry Diesel. Which sounds like the newest alcoholic energy drink to hit the shelves.
Me explaining how the new draft application works to youse guys. For some inexplicable reason I am not wearing shoes. What a fat hobo I am. I'm wearing a tucked-in shirt and tie, shorts and no shoes. I am so fashionable.
This is without a doubt the creepiest picture ever taken of someone grilling hot dogs. Murphy your face clearly says, "Come on, you know you want a rim job. Come one, you'll like it I swear."
If the five of us in this picture formed a band, it would have to be called Fat J and The Blurries. I also forgot I was rocking the faux-hawk that day. I could have been the ugliest man on the planet at that given moment.
My bloated face staring at the camera while I present Nick Lazarus with his two-time Divisional Jacket. You fat fat ass, fat fat ass. By the way, Nick, you look pretty happy to be receiving a jacket that you then subsequently forgot to bring to the 2011 draft. In a career filled with dastardly deeds, that could be your most dastardly ever.
For having so many people in it, this picture doesn't have a whole lot going on, except Dave looking like he is getting ready to take a cock into his mouth. Oh and if you're wondering I think that's Jacob, my old roommate in the bottom left corner. He is probably rolling a blunt.
Dave and I hanging up the Big Board. It kinda looks like Dave is pointing out an imperfection in my wall as snooty-like as possible, as I hang my head in shame for having poor interior decorating skills.
A POV perspective of someone getting their research on in the war-room. I don't know whose legs those are, but they certainly aren't mine, because there are shoes on the feet. My fat hobbit ass would be barefoot. (I Heart Self-Deprecation)
Dave making the very first pick of the draft. This drafting of MJD marked the beginning of Dave's ascension into fantasy relevance.
The man, the myth, the legend, the photographer, Phil Elkins. Seriously, mad props to Phil for taking all these pictures. We missed you keen eye at this year's draft. The pictures I took on my phone are crappy and sparse. Here, as thanks, let me open that beer for you buddy.
Okay, that's all of the 2010 Draft Pics. I only did it this way because I'm lazy, but now that it's done, I kinda like putting up the pictures a year later, it gives us a chance to reminisce. Because we are all little girls.
Saluting Your Shorts,
The Commish
Great pictures, even better caption writing. I'm even willing to overlook the fact that you wrote "sigh" once or twice.
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