Ugh! Well it ain't pretty but at least it's tight. No, that's not what I said to the Thai hooker I slept with last Tuesday, that ladies and gentlemen, is the outlook of the once mighty Schelerth Division. The four owners in this division also hold the four worst records in the league right now. Luckily for us, week 5 is a divisional week, guaranteeing two wins for the division...as well as two losses. Yeesh!
While it's very clear that this is the worst division in the league right now, what's not coming into focus is which of these turds of a fantasy teams is a nice uniform and beefy brown, and which is the slightly yellow nut and corn crunch in the bowl. As of right now, all four teams are tied at 1-3, are seperated by a mere 14 points, currently occupy the 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th spot in the points standings, and over the last two weeks, the team in last place has moved to first place.
So what's the biggest problem with this division? #1 draft picks. If you don't count my no-brainer pick of Brees, and defer to my #2, Julio Jones has been woefully inconsistent. He has two weeks with a combined 4 points, and two weeks with a combined 36 points. Josh Freeman hasn't been terrible for Murphy, but his extreme averageness,(12, 15, 6, 13) combined with who he passed up to draft him (AP, Charles, Flacco, Dalton) is making that pick look pretty terrible.
While Laz's trade-down to get Doug Martin started off looking solid (11, 12), over the last few weeks, his production has nose-dived (7, 3). And then we come to Dave. Sadly, Dave's #1 pick of Andy Dalton is looking like the best pick of the division. his statline (3, 32, 34, 23) has been downright remarkable. this pick could skyrocket Dave to the top of the division and he could ride the momentum all the way.....oh wait, Dave dropped Dalton after one week in favor of keeping Tim Tebow on his team. Ouch!
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