- Dave is using his JCTP and is currently 3-0 for the first time ever, and is even #3 in points. That alone should be enough evidence, but I have much more.
- Phil is NOT using his JCTP and is currently 0-3, #10 in the points standings, and is terrible.
- After Mac started using his JCTP, he went on a two game winning streak, has scored over 100 points in each of those games, and is currently winning his division.
- Of course I'm using one, and even though I am 1-2, my JCTP has helped me to overcome my shitty luck to propel me to the #2 position in the points.
- Lynn is NOT using his JCTP and although 2-1, he is #12 in the points standing and his shoes have grown laces all the sudden.
- Since Josh started using his JCTP he has righted the sunken ship after a miserable Week 1 by finally winning a game, and has moved up 7 places in the points standings.
- Chris has finally started using his, and now Le'veon Bell has made a miraculous comeback, and his team looks to be bouncing back.
- And finally, B-Hall did NOT use his JCTP and is currently 0-3, possibly the worst team in the league, and is on track to not make the playoffs for an astounding 6th straight year. So my friend, I am taking pity on you and giving you another chance, with an amazing team picture. Use it wisely my friend.
Although I appreciate the effort and your convincing argument as to why I should use the JCTP with hard data, I will have to respectfully decline your offer. Not only is that picture fucking creepy, but I sort of like the picture I found of Schaub in a wheelchair which is bound to happen at some point this season while Matt Ryan warms up to actually play. I thought about changing my team name to Stevan Ridley Sucks but I was afraid to see what kind of a picture you would create in that instance (yes that is a challenge). In reality, I realize it doesn't matter what my team name is and even more so the picture I use to represent my team. I will be awful in this league regardless. However, if I lose the next three weeks in a row, I will not only let you decide my picture, but also name my team.
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