Explaining the QB Rule

So a number of you have contacted me in order to clarify the QB rule so I figured I would go ahead and put it in writing to avoid any further confusion. I'm not sure why, as I'm sure you all will just ignore this and call me every week anyway. But I'm going to do it because my Crystal Meth has run out and I need something to occupy my time while I await my dealer.

THE WHITE KNIGHT QB RULE

- You can only have 2 QBs on your team

-As long as you have a QB on your roster, you own the rights to all of that teams' QBs

-You have to play the starting QB for a team each week in order to get points. You do not get any points for QBs that are not in your starting lineup

-If you don't keep a team's QB on your roster, you are forfeiting the rights to that team's QBs, thus allowing other owners to claim them off waivers.

That's it. Not that crazy is it? What!? You still need further explanantion!? Okay. How about an example:

- THE HOUSTON TEXANS, after deciding that Matt Schaub was no better at quarterbacking than Tim Tebow, benched him in favor of TJ Yates, who was then benched in favor of Case Keenum. B-Hall, drunk on the tears of his past failures, drafted Matt Schaub. As long as he keeps Schaub or any other inept Texans QB on his roster, he owns the rights to every one of those flaming turds and no other owner can pick them up.

-HOWEVER, Mr. Hall has to place whatever XFL reject the Texans start at QB in his starting lineup each week, in order to get any points for them. If Case Keenum is on waivers, B-Hall does not get the points for him and gets a big fat zero from any other Texans QB that he started that didn't play in the game.

-IF Brian decides to just cut bait on the short bus driven by Wesley Willis that is the Texans QB situation, he can drop whatever Texans QB he has and now any other owner can claim them. If Dave, being the masturbating lemming that he is, decides to pick up Matt Schaub or any other Texans QB, he now will own the rights to all Texans QBs, BUT he has to drop one of his current QBS, thus forfeiting the rights to that team's QBs allowing other owners to do the same if they so choose.

OKAY, hopefully that helped clear up this rule for everyone. If anybody still has questions. leave them in the comments section and I will respond as soon as I can.

Commish Out