Caption Contest #2!!

First off, thanks to the collaborative efforts of Jim and Josh for coming up with the idea for this one. I think this pretty much sums up the fantasy football relationship that I have with Mr. Brian Hall. But I suck at captioning pictures so I'm commissioning the rest of the league to do it for me.

The prize? Oh, I've got an entire prize pack all lined up for you. It includes:

- A 50lb tub of Tanning Cream provided by Laz (He can't use it anymore, he just keeps turning red)
- 1 Ticket to go see Michael Buble with Dave (Anal lube not included)
- A Six-Pack of Beer prepared by Diesel (5 Miller Lites and a Natty Bo)
- A night of fun with Josh (Pot, Video Games, Couch)
- Free house-call from Dr. Terp (If he comes over with his medical supplies in the middle of the night unannounced, and you were not the winner, nor did you call him, DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR)
- A slab of Rum-Ham from Mac (Mmmmm Rum Ham)
- A stroll through the ghetto to buy weed with Sean (He will be just as scared as you, but at least he looks black)
- Baseball lessons from Packy (He will teach you to be as good as a minor leaguer. You will learn how to use a $100 a week per diem on rice, beans, chewing tobacco, and of course STD medication to clear up rashes left by Johnston City Cardinals groupies)

SO there you have it. What a fabulous prize pack it is. Leave your captions in the comments and bribe me with Twizzlers and you might just win.

Good luck and Good Night,

The Commish

The Caption Contest Winner Is....

....Chris Carr!!

First off, I want to thank everyone who participated in what I hope to be a recurring game here on the blog. There were some really great entrys, especially all those that involved Dave and his various sexual fetishes. But, Chris's entry stood out as being the most personal and well thought out, because if you know Travis, nothing gets his dick harder than David Schwimmer's monkey.

The prize that I had issued for winning this notable contest was a $50 gift certificate to the White Knight blog gift shop...which isn't an actual thing. Sooo, I will reward you the only way I know how (...with my penis...that's what Dave said), by immortalizing you in Internet infamy!

Inspired by Sean's waiver wire acquisition of Tiquan Underwood (Google his name and you'll understand) I have made Chris into 90's acting and hip-hop legend, "Kid" (...or is it Play? I can never remember which is which) This also marks the first time I have Photoshopped Chris into a man on the blog (...or a monkey)

Oh yeah, Sean is in the picture too. Even though Sean didn't even participate in the contest (shame on him), he's the only black guy in the league. And while it's pretty easy for me to turn a black guy white, it's quite difficult to turn a white guy black. (Which is as true in Photoshop as it is in real life)

Enjoy!

The Commish