Caption Contest #2!!

First off, thanks to the collaborative efforts of Jim and Josh for coming up with the idea for this one. I think this pretty much sums up the fantasy football relationship that I have with Mr. Brian Hall. But I suck at captioning pictures so I'm commissioning the rest of the league to do it for me.

The prize? Oh, I've got an entire prize pack all lined up for you. It includes:

- A 50lb tub of Tanning Cream provided by Laz (He can't use it anymore, he just keeps turning red)
- 1 Ticket to go see Michael Buble with Dave (Anal lube not included)
- A Six-Pack of Beer prepared by Diesel (5 Miller Lites and a Natty Bo)
- A night of fun with Josh (Pot, Video Games, Couch)
- Free house-call from Dr. Terp (If he comes over with his medical supplies in the middle of the night unannounced, and you were not the winner, nor did you call him, DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR)
- A slab of Rum-Ham from Mac (Mmmmm Rum Ham)
- A stroll through the ghetto to buy weed with Sean (He will be just as scared as you, but at least he looks black)
- Baseball lessons from Packy (He will teach you to be as good as a minor leaguer. You will learn how to use a $100 a week per diem on rice, beans, chewing tobacco, and of course STD medication to clear up rashes left by Johnston City Cardinals groupies)

SO there you have it. What a fabulous prize pack it is. Leave your captions in the comments and bribe me with Twizzlers and you might just win.

Good luck and Good Night,

The Commish