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The Chewbacca Division
Travis is really happy to have his hands on the trophy
Chris is really happy to have his hand in his pants
Josh is demonstrating his hand-job skills
Mac is impressed |
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Leave it to B-Hall Division
Jim and Rocco are happy they bought Croakies otherwise their glasses would have fallen off by now
Lynn is silently mocking them, saying in his head, "That was soo 1996"
B-Hall is too busy fuming at me for originally naming the division B-Hall's Black Hole |
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Clan Elkins
Phil appropriately wore a NFL jersey to the draft
Packy wore a Belmont shirt, who do not play in the NFL
Diesel wore a Durham Bulls shirt, who do not play football.
Dr. Terps wore a polo shirt, but he looked damn good doing it, so he is excused. |
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Four Guys One Cup
Sean and Nick are happy to be feeding Dave.
I am REALLY happy to be feeding Dave.
Dave is wishing we were feeding him something else as he kneals before us.
Oh, and somebody's disembodied hand was also there. |
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After finishing demonstrating his HJ skills Josh moved on to demonstrating how good he is at pointing at things. Josh is so damn quick and awesome at this that Phil's camera couldn't quite capture him in motion. |
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Phil's camera also couldn't quite capture just how awesome Rocco is at whistling. In this picture, he has just finished whistling the theme to The Golden Girls in the key of C. It was amazing. |
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Leave it To Chewie Conference
Why is Lynn the only one on the mantle?
Why is B-Hall facing the wrong direction?
Why is Travis so damn small? |
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The Elkins Cup Conference
What happened to Dave's body?
Why is Phil spooning Sean?
Why is Packy scared to touch a black man? |
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The White Knight Fantasy Football League...and our mascot, the giant white "Image Unavailable Sign" |
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You know what I think about your stupid league? |
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Lazarus is giving the ceremonial jacket to nobody. Which officially retired the old crushed velvet Schlereth jacket. |
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Travis is presenting himself with the Chewbacca trophy. He is also holding up three fingers to let you know how many women he has given genital warts. |
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Lynn receiving the traditional inanimate object that marks the winner of Clan Elkins. This year's object was a bottle of Pinnacle Whipped Cherry Vodka. (If you liked the Cherry Whipped Flavor try Pinnacle's newest flavors: BBQ Ranch, Lime-A-Rita, and Broken Dreams.) |
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Travis presenting the new and improved loser trophy to Dave. His choice for the first ever loser drink? Mike's Hard Lemonade Lite. Otherwise known as Mike's "Semi-Erect" Lemonade. |
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It would be too easy for me to Photoshop a penis into this picture. |
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It would be WAYYY too easy for me to Photoshop a penis into this picture. |
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Ahhh the walk of shame after male-on-male bukkakes is just adorable |
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My youngest brother handing the championship to my middle brother. This year he will then pass it on to his oldest brother. Sensing a trend? Will anyone be able break the Hepler cycle? Maybe, but probably not B-Hall. |
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Your 2012 White Knight Champion |
Coming Soon: Part 3- The Draft!!
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