So Peyton and Eli aren't the only brothers who can rap about football on your phone!
Here's the original if you haven't already seen it.
Friday, August 9, 2013
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Friday, August 2, 2013
Thursday, August 1, 2013
Top Available Players for 2013
Sorry guys, nothing funny here, just a list for everyone, especially the new people, so they have an idea of who to draft in the first few rounds. Okay, one funny thing: Dick Fingers!! There, happy? This is a list of the top available players accounting for keepers:
QB
1. Tom Brady
2. Colin Kaepernick
3. Eli Manning
4. Ben Roethlisberger
5. Mike Vick
6. Sam Bradford
7. Andy Dalton
8. Jay Cutler
9. Josh Freeman
10. Carson Palmer
11. Matt Schaub
12. Philip Rivers
13. Ryan Tannehill
14. Alex Smith
15. Jake Locker
RB
1. Marshawn Lynch
2. CJ Spiller
3. LeSean McCoy
4. Steven Jackson
5. Matt Forte
6. Stevan Ridley
7. Frank Gore
8. MJD
9. Darren McFadden
10. Montee Ball
11. Darren Sproles
12. Chris Ivory
13. Reggie Bush
14. Eddie Lacy
15. Lamar Miller
16. Le'Veon Bell
17. Ahmad Bradshaw
18. The Law Firm
19. Rashard Mendenhall
20. Shane Vereen
21. Vick Ballard
22. Andre Brown
23. Johnathan Franklin
24. Deangelo Williams
25. Giovani Bernard
WR
1. Demaryius Thomas
2. Roddy White
3. Vincent Jackson
4. Randall Cobb
5. Larry Fitzgerald
6. Wes Welker
7. Victor Cruz
8. Marques Colston
9. Reggie Wayne
10. Jordy Nelson
11. Mike Wallace
12. Danny Amendola
13. Hakeem Nicks
14. Eric Decker
15. Dwayne Bowe
16. Antonio Brown
17. Cecil Shorts
18. James Jones
19. DeSean Jackson
20. Greg Jennings
21. Tavon Austin
22. Aquan Boldin
23. Steve Johnson
24. Sidney Rice
25. TY Hilton
QB
1. Tom Brady
2. Colin Kaepernick
3. Eli Manning
4. Ben Roethlisberger
5. Mike Vick
6. Sam Bradford
7. Andy Dalton
8. Jay Cutler
9. Josh Freeman
10. Carson Palmer
11. Matt Schaub
12. Philip Rivers
13. Ryan Tannehill
14. Alex Smith
15. Jake Locker
RB
1. Marshawn Lynch
2. CJ Spiller
3. LeSean McCoy
4. Steven Jackson
5. Matt Forte
6. Stevan Ridley
7. Frank Gore
8. MJD
9. Darren McFadden
10. Montee Ball
11. Darren Sproles
12. Chris Ivory
13. Reggie Bush
14. Eddie Lacy
15. Lamar Miller
16. Le'Veon Bell
17. Ahmad Bradshaw
18. The Law Firm
19. Rashard Mendenhall
20. Shane Vereen
21. Vick Ballard
22. Andre Brown
23. Johnathan Franklin
24. Deangelo Williams
25. Giovani Bernard
WR
1. Demaryius Thomas
2. Roddy White
3. Vincent Jackson
4. Randall Cobb
5. Larry Fitzgerald
6. Wes Welker
7. Victor Cruz
8. Marques Colston
9. Reggie Wayne
10. Jordy Nelson
11. Mike Wallace
12. Danny Amendola
13. Hakeem Nicks
14. Eric Decker
15. Dwayne Bowe
16. Antonio Brown
17. Cecil Shorts
18. James Jones
19. DeSean Jackson
20. Greg Jennings
21. Tavon Austin
22. Aquan Boldin
23. Steve Johnson
24. Sidney Rice
25. TY Hilton
The 2012 Draft Pictures
Ahhhh, that's more like it. Look at those clean lines, that attention to detail, that high resolution. It's nice to have our league photographer taking pictures yet again. Phil will be back at again this year, so make sure to get your hair cut, wear your best clothes, and finish up any facial reconstructive surgery that you have pending. In the meantime enjoy this blast from the past.
Rolling out the Red Carpet. So serene, so peaceful, so much athlete's foot. |
Mr. Brian Hall arriving at the draft. He was reminded soon after that he was not adhering to the strict Draft dress code. He removed his clothes immediately. I was not impressed. |
Jon Day arriving at the draft...oh nope my bad, that's just Brian's dog Stormy. |
Nick is either arriving at the draft or he is about to go camping for the weekend in my living room. |
Murphy and the Championship trophy arriving at the draft. Next year, the winner won't be able to just tuck the trophy under his arm...confused? Just you wait. |
Diesel handing the loser trophy to Mac. We have also changed the loser trophy, and instilled a cringe-worthy ceremony to go along with it. Gonna be epic. |
Phil and Diesel continuing the annual tradition their division has of giving the winner some inanimate object found the day of the draft. I think this year it was a Santa Claus statue. |
Travis handing himself the Chewbacca trophy. Travis is way to happy to be giving himself a wookie...which is exactly what he did to himself in bed last night. Bazinga! |
Gayest jacket ceremony picture ever. By the way Nick, this would probably be a lot easier if you weren't giving a thumbs up. You always have to make things difficult for me. |
Wow. Murphy is really looking longly and lovingly into Josh's eyes as he hands him the trophy. Josh, in the meantime is just contemplating Murphy's beard to nowhere. |
The Board before the draft. Man that's a thing of beauty. Especially those Roman Numerals, they really class up the place. |
The player cards, laid out all nice and neat. Writing all of those damn things sure was a painstaking and long process...oh wait. |
Nick contemplating how he is going to take me down this year...or trying to destroy me with his mind. |
Lynn getting all lawyer like with the rules. "Counselor, I don't remember giving you permission to speak" |
Here we have Mac eyeballing a hush-puppy that has fallen on the carpet. He is contemplating whether or not to eat it. Diesel is contemplating whether or not that would make him vomit. |
BBQ Time!! |
....and as soon as the foil is off the BBQ, Dave finally shows up to the draft. He is like a mother fucking hound dog when it comes to copious amounts of food. |
Mac being fully satisfied with his Kicker selection...that or he is getting a blowjob from somebody in the league...most likely Dave. |
Murphy explaining with his pint glass why his eyes are so red right now. His draft went very much downhill from this point forward for some reason. |
TIM MOTHER FUCKING HIGHTOWER Y'ALL!!!! |
Nick and Murphy trading draft picks. I am there to make sure that they don't collude in the process. Only Murphy and I are allowed to collude on draft day. |
The 2011 Fantasy Draft Pictures
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Travis looks so damned depressed to be getting the Chewie trophy from Josh. That or he just really has to poop. Hard to tell. |
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Your 2010 White Knight Champion! I have nothing funny to say about this. I do think it's strange that Murphy's shirt appears to say, "Blood" which confirms my suspicions that he is indeed a Vampire. |
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