Sorry guys, nothing funny here, just a list for everyone, especially the new people, so they have an idea of who to draft in the first few rounds. Okay, one funny thing: Dick Fingers!! There, happy? This is a list of the top available players accounting for keepers:
QB
1. Tom Brady
2. Colin Kaepernick
3. Eli Manning
4. Ben Roethlisberger
5. Mike Vick
6. Sam Bradford
7. Andy Dalton
8. Jay Cutler
9. Josh Freeman
10. Carson Palmer
11. Matt Schaub
12. Philip Rivers
13. Ryan Tannehill
14. Alex Smith
15. Jake Locker
RB
1. Marshawn Lynch
2. CJ Spiller
3. LeSean McCoy
4. Steven Jackson
5. Matt Forte
6. Stevan Ridley
7. Frank Gore
8. MJD
9. Darren McFadden
10. Montee Ball
11. Darren Sproles
12. Chris Ivory
13. Reggie Bush
14. Eddie Lacy
15. Lamar Miller
16. Le'Veon Bell
17. Ahmad Bradshaw
18. The Law Firm
19. Rashard Mendenhall
20. Shane Vereen
21. Vick Ballard
22. Andre Brown
23. Johnathan Franklin
24. Deangelo Williams
25. Giovani Bernard
WR
1. Demaryius Thomas
2. Roddy White
3. Vincent Jackson
4. Randall Cobb
5. Larry Fitzgerald
6. Wes Welker
7. Victor Cruz
8. Marques Colston
9. Reggie Wayne
10. Jordy Nelson
11. Mike Wallace
12. Danny Amendola
13. Hakeem Nicks
14. Eric Decker
15. Dwayne Bowe
16. Antonio Brown
17. Cecil Shorts
18. James Jones
19. DeSean Jackson
20. Greg Jennings
21. Tavon Austin
22. Aquan Boldin
23. Steve Johnson
24. Sidney Rice
25. TY Hilton
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ReplyDeleteHere Here. I second the motion. Improper blog etiquette shall hearby result in pants around the ankle for one round during the draft.
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