The 2011 Fantasy Draft Pictures

Yeah, so I realize I'm a year late on these, but I was clearly ashamed of how sucky these pictures were. It goes to show you how badly we need our league photographer to be at the draft. Luckily, his relationship with a moose. or maple syrup, or whatever it is people from Maine look like, fizzled out, and he is now back in our fold.

Gee, why does that jacket seem to be a different color? Oh yeah, it's because Nick "No Respect" Lazarus forgot to bring it to the draft. I think he was just ashamed because he was too damn fat to fit into it.

Travis looks so damned depressed to be getting the Chewie trophy from Josh. That or he just really has to poop. Hard to tell.

There's our league photographer! He tried to take pictures via Skype, but when he sent them to me it was nothing but screen-grabs of gay porn sites. Must have been the wrong roll of film. Thomas Jefferson is not pleased.

The trophy ceremony. Taken in front of the ceremonial screen of whiteness. Because we are the White Knight league...and we are all a bunch of white guys...and racists. Sean, what have you got yourself into?

Your 2010 White Knight Champion! I have nothing funny to say about this. I do think it's strange that Murphy's shirt appears to say, "Blood" which confirms my suspicions that he is indeed a Vampire.

This is me taking a picture of B-Hall taking a picture. Brian tried to be the league photographer in Phil's absence, but he pulled a B-Hall and either lost, deleted, or ate all of the pictures. We missed you Phil.

Dave presenting the loser trophy to Diesel. He still protests this move to this day, but I wasn't about to go find the LRCB and make him show up in shame just so he can receive a trophy of shame for being the worst fantasy owner of all time....wait, why exactly didn't I do that?

Okay, that concludes the trip down memory lane from 2 years ago. The pictures are blurry, out of focus, and kinda lame. But considering how much cannabanoids were consumed at that draft, these pictures are kinda perfect.