They are:
THE DOMINATRIX
The Dominatrix is the team with the highest week point total for the season. So in other words, the one person who shoved his fantasy dildo farther up the ass of some un-lucky loser that had the misfortune of playing him that week.
The current Dominatrix is Nick Lazarus with 158 points in Week 5. The current holder of the Dominatrix title will be posted each week on the sidebar along with every other money race. This title might change every week, or someone could hold it for weeks on end. The Dominatrix race ends with the regular season finale in Week 14.
THE LUCKY LOSER
The Lucky Loser will go to the owner with the most points scored against them at the end of the regular season. They get some money to help pay for the surgery to get their ruptured a-hole rebuilt after getting so thoroughly boinked it in all season long.
The current Lucky Loser is Dave with 608 points against. Dave is completely terrible this year and has absolutely no chance of winning anything or making the playoffs, so now he at least has some arbitrary title to root for and the money that comes along with it. The race for the Lucky Loser standings will be posted each week on the sidebar along with every other money race. The Lucky loser race ends with the regular season finale in Week 14.
For now, this is going to be league law. If anybody has a major problem with this please reply in the comments section with your gripes and I may or may not listen to you, because I'm not COMPLETELY a dictator.
-The Commish
I got to say that is a scary image of nick I don't even want to picture what he did too chris.
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