Week 4 Fun Facts!!

Through 4 weeks here are some wacky statistical observations: 

-Thru Week 4 there are no undefeated teams

-Thru Week 4 B-Hall still hasn't shaved his testicles (He says it's lucky, I say it's poor hygiene)

-The top 8 teams in the Points Standings (Excluding Travis) are 12-17.

-The bottom 8 teams in the Points Standings (Excluding Dave) are 17-11

-Chris is still arguing with me that head-to head wins matter in fantasy football.

-My foot is still arguing with Chris's ass over this exact same point.

-2nd round draft picks Mariota(w/ a bye), Freeman, Alex Smith, and Crab Legs combined points: 280

-All 14 other 2nd round draft picks combined points: 225

-...and Laz only had to sell one of his kidneys to make Devonta Freeman worth a damn.

-Dave is the only 0-4 team in the White Knight fantasy football league

-Dave is the only 4-0 team in the STD league (The Clap, The Herp, The Gon, Super-AIDS)